Tuesday, October 6, 2015

What it is Like to be Liberal


I think that just a little bit of humor at the expense of liberals is in order this morning. Not that this morning is any different than any other morning because generally speaking liberals are very funny people...genocidal tendencies notwithstanding of course.

Did you ever wonder what it's like to be a liberal? I've given this some serious (really, very serious) thought. It has been said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. When I see the news of the day come across my computer I can't help but to notice that the liberal news agencies keep doing the same thing over and over. It's all alarmist. We are all going to die for some reason or another. And the same things are pushed over and over and over again, always as if nobody has ever heard of such a thing before.

I get the idea that if they could learn from experience and apply enough attention span to the issues they wouldn't keep getting caught up in these little loops. On the part of the Main Stream Media it's just the rules of propaganda at work. Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth.

But can you imagine what must go on inside the heads of the rank and file audience who buys into everything they say? I can. And I think it's rather funny.


"One time I was on the beach in North Carolina and all of a sudden there was this water rushing up the beach at me. “OH MY GOD! AT THIS RATE THE EARTH WILL BE COVERED IN WATER IN JUST A MATTER OF WEEKS! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!” Fortunately it stopped. But then all of a sudden the water all at once started rushing out to sea. OH MY GOD! AT THIS RATE THE WATER WILL SOON ALL BE GONE AND THE ENTIRE EARTH WILL BE A DESERT! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! And then all of a sudden there was this water rushing up the beach at me. “OH MY GOD! AT THIS RATE THE EARTH WILL BE COVERED IN WATER IN JUST A MATTER OF WEEKS! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!” Fortunately it stopped. But then all of a sudden the water all at once started rushing out to sea. OH MY GOD! AT THIS RATE THE WATER WILL SOON ALL BE GONE AND THE ENTIRE EARTH WILL BE A DESERT! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! And then all of a sudden..."

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